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Regular price $5.00 Sale

Can you believe this sh*t? Never did I ever think this card would need to be a reality, but here we are. Make someone's 2nd pandemic birthday a little less awful with this greeting card.


Blank inside

A6 size, felt cardstock, envelope included


Pair this card with the perfectly depressing CANDLE


Option to mail directly to the recipient! They'll receive this card with a message inside from you to them, handwritten by me, mailed with a postage stamp! I will send this in the envelope it comes in. Please do not follow the steps below to get out of shipping costs :) 

1. Purchase this card

2. Add THIS listing (you must purchase this listing in order to use the discount code or I will not send it)

3. Use discount code "STAMP" at checkout.

4. Please leave your message in the notes section at checkout and make sure to leave THEIR shipping address in the shipping section :)